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Cop
"[...busting up a high school party...] I assume you all have guns and crack!"
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Officer Michaels
"You've been touched by the long dick of the law!"
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Officer Michaels
"McLovin, Did you violate this girl?"
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Fogell
"Oh yeah, I'm McLovin."
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Fogell
"No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!"
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Evan
"Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?"
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Fogell
"Yeah"
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Evan
"McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"
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Fogell
"Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
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Seth
"And you landed on McLovin..."
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Fogell
"Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed."
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Seth
"Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
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Fogell
"Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once."
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Evan
"Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?"
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Fogell
"Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?"
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Seth
"No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!"
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Fogell
"Fuck you."
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Seth
"Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!"
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Evan
"What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?"
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Evan
"Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?"
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